why am i laughing this hard?
(Source: asktaylors, via sellyourselfshort)
guise, remember them?
(Source: i-liveandbreathemusic, via sellyourselfshort)
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Ehhh it happens.
sure it does, young one. |
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Pics or it didn't happen.
……lost me there bud. |
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I live life on the wildside, one time I went to bed without brushing my teeth, it was awful.
i live life in the fast lane but when it comes to hygiene, i gots to tone it down a tad. |
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
(Source: treacherousemilio)
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I made better tips when I was a prostitute.
hmm can’t argue with that. i guess it’s about lifestyle choice then. |
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No one likes waiting.. Except for waiters.. Actually no they probably don't enjoy it all that much either
you make damn good tips though, so i’ve heard. |
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Best you be starting
i appreciate the freshness but best you be waitin, son. |