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29 May 12 at 10 pm

why am i laughing this hard?

(Source: asktaylors, via sellyourselfshort)

tags: koala  apple  cute  LOL  funny  animal  gif 
guise, remember them?

You Know You've Found Your Best Friend When ...

Angelica: me too my dp is hot
Me: BUT UH, did you see yours?
Angelica: but I'm not fresh enough
Me: you have to be cool
Angelica: I just wanna role with the bigg dawgz jess
Me: you have to start fro square one, like a newbie or a noob
Angelica: i don't want to be treated like no rookie, know what i'm sayin?
Me: I dont wanna hear that smack talk
i love my best friend xD

28 May 12 at 11 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker Ehhh it happens.

sure it does, young one.


28 May 12 at 10 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker Pics or it didn't happen.

……lost me there bud.

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28 May 12 at 10 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker I live life on the wildside, one time I went to bed without brushing my teeth, it was awful.

i live life in the fast lane but when it comes to hygiene, i gots to tone it down a tad.

 44861
28 May 12 at 10 pm

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

You’re all like 

They see you and are all like

Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like 

So you’re just all like 

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: treacherousemilio)

tags: LOL  funny  relatable  school  friends 
When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..
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28 May 12 at 10 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker I made better tips when I was a prostitute.

hmm can’t argue with that. i guess it’s about lifestyle choice then.


28 May 12 at 10 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker No one likes waiting.. Except for waiters.. Actually no they probably don't enjoy it all that much either

you make damn good tips though, so i’ve heard.


28 May 12 at 10 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker Best you be starting

i appreciate the freshness but best you be waitin, son.